My wife is the programmer.
Instead of a rubber duck, I gave her a plush frog for her desk.
To help her catch all the bugs.
Oh that’s cool
I was using a nice firefighter duck named Cleo, but he was underperforming so he had to be let go. Now I have Rufus:
I was afraid a mouse wouldn’t be able to do a duck’s job, but he threatened to sue so I had to give him a shot. Glad I did, he’s proven as capable as any duck I’ve known.
How many ducks have you known, personally?
Enough.
I’ve got a small army
Whoa! You’ve got the entire executive team.
A cluster duck, if you will.
I either solve the problem or get wrecked
get ducked
This or anyone near me 😅
Ah finally another duck. I was thinking if I should also get a toy named cover, because whenever I hear duck my brain autocompletes: …and cover. Because of this shit: https://youtu.be/zMnKNHNfznE :-)
Who needs a rubber duck? I have a programming wizard. https://imgur.com/a/zzAIek4
I thought your wizard had a gun strapped to his belt for a second.
I should add that feature…
I should probably post a picture of myself. I don’t have count on how many times people have asked me for help but figuring it out while explaining it to me. Or me to them probably just as often.
Two of my coworkers got carried away and kept bringing in more and more ducks, creating “The Great Rubber Duck War”
I can’t post a picture of my wife, I wonder if she ever will understand it
Quackers!
Does a home-made crocheted Corgi count?
This is my dad’s
I have this.
I see you spared no expense.