Tho honestly I can’t imagine how an online app can ever be equal to a local one
Why not? It’s just a web app. It’s not really about the underlying tech making it inferior but about the device interface.
I mean your meme is funny but you could’ve made it even in Paint. The other tools are on another level.
I’ve never played tabletop RPG but to me such people just sound like they want to be an asshole and only feel safe enough to play it out ingame. This doesn’t seem to be really about the game.