Enkrod

Thank you for your service

Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?

Russia, over Ukraine, hand on their throat, continually punching a country that desperately tries to defend itself, red faced with rage shouting at the people standing around the fight and trying to help Ukraine from the sidelines:

“YOU DAMN WARMONGERS!” punch “ALL YOU WANT IS TO THREATEN ME!!” punch, punch crack “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!!1!” punch

UwU, OwO and OwU represent Cute Face. It is used to express various warm, happy, or affectionate feelings, often with an overtone of arousal.

I was very very lucky.

I turned 26 when I heard myself coughing like a 66 year old chainsmoker with cancerous lungs, found I was unable to run up stairs and out of breath after carrying groceries inside. I had to have a cig every morning so I would be able to have a shit at all, but if I did… that first drag sent me rushing to the bathroom, it got so bad, I had to light the first one while sitting on the loo, or i’d shit my pants.

That’s when I found myself disgusted with myself. I stopped, I simply stopped. From 38 cigarettes per day to 0. I am so happy it worked, because I am a very easily tempted personality and tend towards addiction in anything that gives my brain pleasure.

It took a year before I completely stopped coughing and two years before I could run up those stairs again, but one day I simply realized “Oh my! I’m not out of breath. What… what happened? Oh, yeah I quit smoking! Damn this feels nice!”

Odds of a sexual abuser need not be high for the man, they’re simply 0% for the bear.

How did I just stumble upon a wild Soviet Womble reference? Bwahaha

It’s three fedoras, looked at from the top!

Thank you for making me look, but fuck you for not telling me, it took ages of staring at my screen before I got what was actually depicted.

Thank you!! This addresses so much of the misgivings I have with most “safe” and “acceptable” storytelling and finally I have the words to express it.

The mechanical design was patented by apple, THEY decided that others were not allowed to use it (unless they pay).

In Germany we call these misheard lyrics “Agathe Bauer Songs” (misheard “I got the power”), it happens mostly when some lyrics in english songs sound like a german sentence or name.

• All the leaves are brown - Anneliese Braun (name)
• I got the power - Agathe Bauer (name)
• At the gates - Hey, wie geht’s (Hey, how are you?)
• I believe in miracles - Alle lieben Mirco (Everybody loves Mirco)
• a deep shade of blue - Dickschädel Blues (Thickheaded blues)
• the phone rings - da vorne links (ahead on the left)
• hope of deliverance - Hau auf die Leberwurst (smack the liver-sausage)
• all my feelings grow - Oma fiel ins Klo (grandma fell into the toilet)
• Zombie - Zahnweh (Tooth-ache)
• the word is out - du blöde sau (you stupid pig)
• Dirty Diana - da geht der Gärtner (there walks the gardener)
• I’ll be gone - Almighurt (german joghurt brand)
• Your love is like bad medicine - your love is like Bettnässen (bed wetting)
• I cut and i spear - da kackt 'n Eisbär (a polar bear is shitting there)
• the pain is deep - der Penisdieb (the penis-thief)

edit: found this: https://youtu.be/hPV3wHnd5lo?si=Z1GiyHfe89iCMizH

I’ve been successfully reporting troll-accounts and got them banned, I’ve blocked entire communities (mostly some niche-nsfw communities, so they don’t turn up in my local feed on my lemmynsfw.com-account). And I’ve found most community-moderators reeeeeeaaaaally don’t like fascists on their turf and if you see something and report something, most will get the boot.

This meme presents a false choice, defederation is not the only sane reason to choose (because understanding and/or engaging nazis is decidedly not sane).

Once an entire instance is gone though… defederate like there’s no tomorrow.

Someone tell Jennie Breeden for her series.

https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/tag/what-not-to-say-in-the-bedroom

All the regions, just lost in time. It was sold by Haribo under that name in the 80s, it’s why you can still get “süße Mäuse” or “weiße Mäuse” from Haribo and why it’s generally often presented in mouse-form.

Marshmallow only became more popular when younger generations spoke English more often.

Yes, this just allows them to spend more in some year and less in another instead of having to budget to a very specific point each year.

Same haircut Ælfred