Just about every single Asian country that has ocean territory has complained about China entering its waters without permission.

Hogwash! It’s impossible for Berlin to have any traffic, all the cars are on the Autobahn, and they always go fast. Always. Nobody ever goes slow on the Autobahn. It’s actually illegal to go slow in Germany. You can cruise through Berlin at 200 MPH (but never slower than 100 MPH, that’s illegal) anytime of day thanks to the Autobahn dramatic reverb

No, but they definitely don’t have traffic in Germany. They have the Autobahn, the perfect solution to any and every traffic problem that could ever exist.

Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it bit him in the face!

-that happened once

Computer over. Virus = very yes

A good tactic when going against a shardblade.

The good news is that if you live in America, living part 80 is a terrible experience that nobody would want to do anyways.

Me running to the bathroom after getting halfway through with the 3rd cup.

Any position in a corporation other than executive.

And somehow that method is preferable to the “how can we forcibly squeeze as much money out of the consumer as possible” method we have now.

When he wanted to remind us to turn off lights, he’d yell “save electrodes!”

When he was splitting wood with the “kabunger” (splitting maul) he’d yell “katabuungie!” When he swung.

When he’d drop wood on his toe he’d yell “GOTDAMMITSONOFABITCHGRAAH”

Update: I just installed Sync, and wow it’s good. There’s so many customization options. I miss the color coded comment indents though.

I’ve been using liftoff to pretty good results

In other news, Scientists have done extensive studies and found that water is in fact wet. More at 11.