Carnegie

this is gonna be like santorum isn’t it

:heavy respirator breathing:

THAT IS MY SHROUD

GIVE IT BACK

YOU ARE A NUN

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You’re correct. The further depths of this are sinister enough that this enormous explainer video will keep you glued to its twists and turns.

I broadly agree with you, but I’d welcome a discussion of a blind spot in almost everything I’ve seen. I haven’t read much specialty defense analysis recently, so if anyone has some I’d be fascinated to read it.

The wider press seems to ignore the strategic significance of Iran gathering all that detection, location, and performance data of all the AA, ABM, air superiority, and radar assets that popped off a billion dollars’ worth of interception. Can someone explain to me how this does not place Israel’s nuts in a vise?

Yes, a lot of that intel is fleeting as systems are moved and whatnot, but if they’re on the ball there is a whole lot of data selling and prankery that can be done all the same. Israel has tiny strategic depth and is limited in how elusive they can be around their tightly packed valuable targets, and Hezbollah has shown they know how to take advantage of probing Israeli defenses.

If the Likudniks escalate and draw a more committed Iranian and proxy barrage, that could get pants-shittingly serious. What am I, or what are we, not seeing?

It is a great shame that the influence of Judaism and Christianity didn’t permanently instill Western society to maintain a robust concept of usury.

I wish churches would teach that to kids braiding lanyards in Vacation Bible School.

And big ups to anyone who goes hard for Tolstoy!

Note also that in the only gospel where the whip is mentioned, the construction of the weapon is premeditated. He didn’t just grab some leather strips off a table and start swinging; the action in John 2:15 starts specifically when he has made a φραγέλλιον, phrageillon in Greek, more famous in Latin as the flagellum.

φραγέλλιον phragéllion, frag-el’-le-on … a whip, i.e. Roman lash as a public punishment:—scourge. source

A different Greek word is used for ‘whip’ elsewhere in the New Testament; this one only occurs here in John, and in Matthew and Mark to describe the particularly Roman whipping Jesus receives later on.

Anyway, a flagellum is basically a cat o’ nine tails, and has either a braided leather handle or a heavy stick attached to cords with knots. Making one takes a while, and one worth using to drive out the cattle is going to take some chunks out of a moneychanger. Fancy Roman flagella that feature later on in the scripture had hooks and chains, and were sometimes gladiatorial weapons. Castlevania shit.

This has been your regularly scheduled moment of the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding. There you go.

KRONK, PULL THE LEVERRR

Hell yeah! Straight outta that gourd all night long because TANGO DANCIN’ DOES NOT STOP

‘I banish thee, Lucifer!’

[snake leaves the wound and slithers back into the wedding present for Macho Man]

His Only Begotten Son in there contaminating the sterile field. Brown Jesus would mask up in a gatdam hospital

It’s probably for the best, frothing milk in a French press inside a white-void kitchen isn’t an appropriate situation for a youngster. They need Jurassic Park style brushed steel counters with terrifying steam-belching hundred pound commercial espresso machines

You haven’t lived if you’ve never dipped shrimp into a mail-order molasses envelope

Deeply tickled that the lyric matches “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Does it let players deal poison damage?

The many theme songs of the long slumbering Idle Thumbs podcast. I miss it so.

she dakka on my airframe til i stable-release

the most socialist and fraternal typography effect: D R O P S H A D O W

I never saw a better joke about getting your brain scrambled than this one from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY