I feel like this comic embodies the personalities of Aabria Iyengar and Brennan Lee Mulligan
I feel like this comic embodies the personalities of Aabria Iyengar and Brennan Lee Mulligan
A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”
So, get away
Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know
So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…
My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies
What if you’re a little more rocaille?
Elon Musk has a dollar
He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar
My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails
who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎
This is some serious Siskoposting
For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.
Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?
It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u •teehee•👉👈🥺
Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?
Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency
It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination
Oh that’s wayyy better than the one I had come up with
I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab