And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it’s always sold out

We call it the USSS for reasons that should be obvious to a German

That’s literally how the software industry works.

There’s actually a very simple reason for this phenomenon. A standard spring mattress essentially acts like a giant mirror, reflecting all sorts of radio waves, including your cellular signal. This can cause interference, leading to a dead zone in the near vicinity. The same effect was documented back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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Are you seriously equating BLM to the KKK?

BLM’s message is “Please stop murdering us”

How the fuck is that divisive, political, or offensive?

What’s divisive is morons like you saying “No, ALL LIVES MATTER”.

You’re either completely missing the point, in which case you’re dumber than I thought possible, or you’re willfully ignoring it, in which case you’re just a racist.

Which is it?

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More like if car companies charged dealerships every time someone started their car.

But crimes are fun

Mental illness?

This is a meme on the internet Karen

Corn syrup dissolves better in gasoline

Corn syrup