Please let this be a normal field trip!
Please let this be a normal field trip!
proprietary search engine
it “would make Stallman smile”
So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?
Okay, when I’m finished graping you, I’m going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father then I’m going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!
“I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life.”
How does Wojack Tate look so much like the real thing?
Okay, I got it to talk.
Tried it and it answered all my questions about US presidents… It did not feel like giving an answer for this question.
Well the carrot didn’t work, so it’s on to plan b
Bri’ish people: Conquer half of the world in the name of spices
Also Bri’ish people: Refuse to season food
Brits will scoff at microwaved water then straight up eat mushy peas at dinner.
I feel like that just draws an unnecessary amount of attention to the fact that you’re dining alone. Nothing wrong with dining alone, but I’d feel awkward if the staff were trying to “cover up” the fact that I’m alone.
Was Tarzan a virgin when he met Jane? Or was he getting freaky with the troop?
Leave it to big tech to introduce the same exact product with less features while they gaslight you into believing it’s a shiny new product that you should be excited about.
I get so pissed off when I try to play sudoku on the bus and it forces me to watch 30 seconds of ads between each game. And then during the game I have to ignore the flashing banner ad at the bottom of the screen.
I love when people are like “if you get a windfall of money you’ll probably go bankrupt. Look at the statistics from lottery winners, 70% of them end up broke.”
Ah yes, a subset of the population whose only common traits are that they gamble and make objectively terrible financial decisions. Obviously this group should be the benchmark for the financial literacy and money management of the general population.
Conservatives never fail to make the liberal agenda sound way more rad than it actually is.
It’s over, Bach! I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power!
Don’t try it!
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Did you know that after the fall of Tsarist Russia, the recipe was popularly served in the hotels and restaurants of China before the start of World War II? Russian and Chinese immigrants, as well as US servicemen stationed in pre-Communist China, brought several variants of the dish to the United States, which may account for its popularity during the 1950s. It came to Hong Kong in the late fifties, with Russian restaurants and hotels serving the dish with rice but not sour cream.
There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it’s decidedly less endearing.