Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
“Dammit kid, take the deal – we really need that cream cheese back here.”
“All right fellow rebels… now that we’ve all infiltrated the Empire by joining as Storm Troopers, it’s time to enact our plan.”
“Aim to miss, sir?”
“You’re goddamn right.”
I know this will date me, but that straight up looks like an “If They Mated” photo of David Coverdale and Tawny Kitaen.
I get what you’re saying, but yuck
Imma head out.
Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
“What-is-the-mean-ing-of-this-neg-a-tive?”
Disaster recovery? I think you mean “a good excuse to begin a new life somewhere else!”
I knew someone who like to use flat Earthism to illustrate that there’s little point in debating someone who has no interest in being persuaded. He’d basically state the Earth is flat and use every rhetorical trick in the book to defend his position, exhaust his opponent, and then say, “Could you imagine how frustrated you’d be if I actually believed any of that?” He eventually got his DDS of all things, but I thought he’d make a good lawyer.
I mean, Zoidberg is a mindflayer, right?