This made me wonder what the oldest tune that would still be familiar to a lot of people today would be. Dies Irae is a good candidate. It’s around 800 years old and is probably best known today from the 1980 version of The Shining, although I know it best from the Dr. Tongue stages in Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
Their parents fought the Nazis overseas so they could vote them into office here.
“lived in 2 centuries and millenniums” isn’t much of a flex, since anyone born in 2000 and earlier has as well.
EDIT: I’ve seen this edited a few times, but never the original. What did it say that the end? looks it up
“We’re just that cool.” I liked “We’re just racist” better.
The first time I can remember feeling old was when I was walking home behind a couple of kids and one said to the other in a cautionary tone that there was a “big ol’ guy” (or words to that effect) behind them. I guess I seemed menacing in some way? I was in my early twenties, which means those kids are older now than I was then.
You have a lawn? Impressive!
They had taxes 5000 years ago in ancient Egypt, and probably before that as well.
I dunno, that was invented to make beheadings more humane…let’s go back to an axe.
In addition, anal intercourse is not appreciated by everyone.
I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It’s from a real comic, and the only edit was changing “use” and “does.”
“If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”
I’m not sure what point this snark is supposed to be making, but okay.
I’m voting for Not Trump!
Most old fairy tales originally had endings like this.
D&D intelligence, not IQ. 10-12 is human average, so I’d say it’s not terrible for the purposes of understanding the underlying themes of Ulysses or Finnegan’s Wake.
He just needs one of these:
2000s kids will be, because if they were born in 2000 they were kids in the 00s.