Then they go suuuuure and wink at you
Then they go suuuuure and wink at you
Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post
I see. So you’d rather write multiple paragraphs of excuses instead of spending that time on coping with what you can.
I understand how this sub works now, and I’m disappointed. Bye.
To be fair, them some real good spice
Because being horrible with time is a predictable thing. As a human being, we have the ability to plan and act in ways that compensate for predictable weaknesses.
If you notice you’re always late, but you never try to leave earlier, you’re either a moron or an asshole.
As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”
How much did it cost?
I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry
Illiterate. I can learn to read again.
It’s a terrible excuse. I’m almost always on time cause I use my calendar instead of my brain to manage time. The “time blindness” just makes me feel anxious about being late despite being 5 mins away and having 30 mins to spare.
Look, if I wanted to play human I’d just go outside
You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.
I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?
Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.
So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?
Man, I wonder how much BW first person footage of dudes jerking off does Zuck have.
In my teens I thought I’d be like the Major or Batou in the cyberpunk future.
Nope, Togusa. CYBER BRAIN BAD
It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.
Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.
Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right