Do not come.

Nice. Mmk…

insert quip here

I scooped mine out a few minutes ago and i

No head?

but the post-pee shivers, man scratches idly

Dont forget to put it on a tray.

Roll for intimidation

I think that happened to me when i was a kid. Worked lol

i’m just a kiiiidd and i know that it’s not fair

Lmao nice!

Lmao i make my characters expressly a facet of myself in some way, deliberately. Ive made several characters in the past few years since a big mental breakdown event, its interesting how much mileage a pc can get out of a little trauma!

Best part is that these characters have helped me iron out personal wrinkles in a way that therapy couldn’t. Im still doing therapy tho lol.

Im unsure of Ché-Elmo is a reference or pun but the rest of that is gold

Jesus toke that bullet for 'em

I am also currently smashing that like button. Very funny!

Horny of the heart

I can attest

Holy shit

The Halfening

Did you say “toot toot” first?

Did you know about it before or after drinking it?

Heres to another lousy cat name.