Nah, it’s optimistic.

“Haven’t fallen to my lowest yet. Must be doing something right.”

Their point might have been to do something constructive. To get a skill out of it you can use to provide for yourself if need be. So they’re probably thinking of carpentry, pottery, gardening or other vocational hobbies…

Pull up in a white van with no or blackened windows and offer them candy. Oh and make sure “Free candy” is scratched in on the sides of the van. Wouldn’t want people getting the wrong idea…

Now for the serious advice, don’t do dumb jokes like the one above. Kids need honesty. Screwing around for shits and giggles is always a bad idea around them.

It is what it is.

It really is that simple. But simple doesn’t make it easy.

Simple stuff is often the hardest to succeed in. Sure, you can do it, but can you do it well? Repeatedly? Over a long period of time?

Doesn’t sound so simple anymore. But that’s because the simplicity is a starting point. You build on it, make a foundation you can depend on and fall back to when things go wrong.

Going outside or exercising are simple things, but make no mistake, they’re also a lifestyle. They become a part of who you are, something to cherish, protect and develop that you dedicate a part of each day to. And that’s not an easy thing to do. But once you do it, you’ll know it was worth the hard work.

But what if we have a midnight craving for virtual violence? Isn’t satisfying that a worthwhile goal if it helps us sleep better at night?

I think they skipped a year when changing calendars.

No dad, just two moms.

Brown bathroom walls.

Indeed we are not. Human and cat combined, we are the next step in Pokemon evolution! Not just a lad anymore and no longer a kitty. Together as one, we are lath!

The best!

Ok, I’m convinced. You’re the Scatman.

Skibidi comes from Scatman and no one can convince me otherwise.

Regular ones. We don’t need to hear “Oy vey” every time we need to shoot something.

Whatever your goals for the story, shape its components to better present them. What’s the love part got to do with the rest of the story? Figure that out and adjust accordingly.

Nice!

Can you snap your toes though?

But not for motorboating purposes.

She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She’s not a fucking pokemon after all…

Congratulations to OP’s new life as a bratwurst.