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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Our mobile data is the biggest scam that exists on this earth. A handful of gigabytes for 10s of €s per month.

    The highest IQ people will say “Well it doesn’t have to be more than a few gigabytes, you got wifi at home anyways, I barely reach the mobile data limit”, well it doesn’t have to be 10s of €s for a handful of gigabytes either/anyways.

    And coverage outside has always been between “Barely alright” and “Dogshit non-existent” too, doesn’t matter if you’re in a city, around a city or on a street between cities, especially on the streets though you’re lucky if you can fucking “ping -c 4 google.com” with package loss.


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    1 year ago

    In psychological terms that is actually what we refer to as the “Dorcelessness Syndrome”. I have studied psychology for multiple years now (Fun fact: I actually did my doctorate on this condition) and it is actually a really fascinating condition that, so far, I personally have only seen once in the field (Though a good handful of documented cases exist).

    What was not mentioned in this post, is that this condition is not inherently “contagious” but should still be treated ASAP, as it will otherwise lead to other damaging conditions, the longer it stays untreated. If you find or know somebody, that is feeling dorceless or even just appears to be dorceless, get them to professionals immediately.

    Prolonged dorcelessness leads to a loss of identity at best and interplanetary genocide at worst (so far), in all according documented cases.


  • I’m using Liftoff as well right now I wanted to take a look at Eternity a while ago but it just never came to that for some reason. Probably cause my main is kbin idk. Might as well just try it now that I’m reminded by the poll, I guess.

    Edit: Well, Eternity doesn’t seem to handle logging in from lemmy.blahaj.zone yet. Or something else’s wrong with my credentials idk.






  • Not to disagree with you or anything, but your opinion is literally wrong and you know it.

    EVERYBODY knows IT! The BEST PEOPLE know IT! People come up to me and say “sir you are the rightest person I know and I wish I could ever be as correct in my assumptions as you are dear sir” and start CRYING!! CAN YOU SEE? The MANLIEST of PEOPLE (basically SUPERMAN body like A LESSER VERSION OF MY BODY IF YOU CAN IMAGINE) START CRYING IN FRONT OF ME because IM THE MOST RIGHT!!! Scientists come up to me and ask me “sir your brain is so mighty may we test it for your IQ?” and I tell them (and MANY people AGREE! I tell you when I was on the golf course I was DROWNING in CRYING TEARS because THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH!!) that MY BRAIN HAS THE MOST IQ on all the planets COMBINED!! And they tested it and they RAN up to me god help me (I READ THE BIBLE FRONT TO BACK AND EVEN UPSIDE DOWN FOLKS) and said “SIR YOU GOT THE BREST BRAIN OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST IQ!!! and the most SMART!!” they told me i have an IMMESURABLE IQ and I told them “thats true!” and they began to CRY AGAIN because THEY HAD NEVER SEEN SOMEONE AS SMART AS ME!! And I told them “Maybe some day, Timmy, youll become as msart as me!” CROOKED CHIDEN WOULD NEVER!! HE’S OBSESSED WITH INSTIGATING ME INSTEAD OF LEARNING!!! I LEARNED LITERALLY EVERYTHIGN!! Stay safe folks!







  • Yuh, that’s partially cause those noises (music) are pleasurable, I’ve been getting into Waterparks recently and some of their songs give me the tingling feeling all around my shoulders and head that I’ve been missing from Deathcore bands (my most recent obsession) recently.

    The clicking of pens on the other hand…



  • Most of the time when I’m replying to posts I’m doubting if what I’m typing is related at all to the post because I forgor what it’s about as soon as I’m at the comment box and I just hope nobody notices when/if I’m typing pure bullshit.

    My memory is such shit but I guess for stuff between me and my best friend I used to have it did help that I was never able to hold a grudge. I learned apologizing real quick and the last few arguments we had I apologized to her within a minute or two of starting the argument because I didn’t want to lose her anymore (though we used to always come back to each other sooner or later anyways). Not the last one we had though, I miss her with every last piece of my heart 💔.

    So much time.




  • I’m pretty sure thats unpossible, try a microwave and some garlic it should boost the signal, direct the antennas from the router to the most metallic part of the microwave and the microtextural bogoconductor + full-duplex planck magnetoms as well as the quantized garlic aroma should distribute the signal more evenly around the room (even through walls) than the antennas ever could. Trust me I’m an enginer I’ve trained for this moment my whole life

    here’s an illustration hope it helps and have fun with your better internet now!