You’re doing great, keep it going.

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It’s definitely illegal in the US. That’s what jumped out at me to.

Just go bureaucracy on her ass and report herr for every little thing. She opened that door when she reported you being 5 mins late.

Report her for everything.

People who don’t turn off notifications on their phones be like

Bro rise and grind is in like 2 hrs what are you doing awake?

There are homeless encampments near railyards, usually.

Beyond that, woodland trails that are near infrastructure, like highways.

Nothing ever neither always nor nevers.

Nothing never happens. Nothing always happens. Learn to live in the gray and you will be happy.

This is the least I can share to explain.

No.

Her brother has kids. My girlfriend doesn’t. Those kids are her extended family. Not her primary family, or “family,” colloquially.

Moving. I was in my mid 20s and I lived in a city with all my friends.

Really struggled with mental health. Felt like all my friends hated me. Turns out they were just mediocre friends.

Packed up and moved, solo.doing way better than I ever woulda done in that situation, I think.

I got a kind of funny story with regards to these…

My girlfriend’s Brother’s family are nudists. Well, casually. Among their family is a teenaged boy. He got targeted by some bad people on the internet who did not know about their family being nudists, and tried to extort him after getting him to send them naked photos.

Kid just laughed it off and told them he didn’t care. Told his parents. They reported it. All done.

Having once been a teenager, and seeing how damaging these campaigns have been towards young kids, respect to that whole family and that kid. 👊

To give an example of why everyone is confused…

There’s a dead horse pinned beneath a flaming tree on a wet ground. Occam’s razor would tell us the tree fell on the horse after it was struck by lightning.

An eccentric explanation would be that the horse was cold so it went to the store to buy a lighter and a tank of gas, lit the tree on fire. The fire scared the horse so it dumped buckets of water in the tree, but it was too late. The flames caused it to fall on the horse, which killed it.

Do you see why there is no such thing of an eccentric example of Occam’s razor? Occam’s razor is the idea that least eccentric explanation is what probably happened.

Gateway back in 1994. I was 5 idk the model

Nokia brick in 2002.

It’s a compliment. Simply put, a senior full stack developer has leverage in their career’s direction that a senior frontend or senior backend developer doesn’t.

Sometimes between 25 and 40, you’ll realize you “can’t drink like you used to.”

From here, you’ll almost never be out til last call again. Certainly not without regrets. And it’ll dwindle to where you’re learning to cook instead of asking the Uber driver to swing through McDonald’s on the way home.

You’ll find you’re amid a new hobby, and an old hobby is in the rearview.

Welcome to midlife. You’re probably as old as your parents were when they had you, if not older.

Butt stuff.

I mean, you make lemonade. Not just because of the adage, but because lemonade is delicious.

Yep!

If they fail to get even 1 employee on 2fa, their insurance against a cyber threat could ultimately deny their claim. Starting to happen a lot.

Yes, I’m sure. This is a tale as old as time.

Same was said of newspapers. Same was said of television. Same was said of videogames. Same was said of the internet.

Humans get new tool. Old people who grew up without tool look down on young for overusing tool.

Its our way of mocking the Brits.

It’s probably not on twitters archive anymore. Back in like, idk, 2011? 2013? Kenny Powers (@KFUCKINGP) tweeted the most beautiful tweet to this sentiment.

“I smoke weed when I smoke weed, bitch. Not on some fuckin day in April.”

And since it’s likely been lost to time and poor management, I wanted to share it with you all from memory.