Flowers never bend in my ass

I imagine they’re quite hard to do by accident

Slack tide ?

My first thought was rice paddies.

Even wetter than rice panties

This is what happens when a men dedicates himself to economic philosophy! It is my life Bro! My life!

You proved them right.

No such thing as a free lunch.

They always want something for it, in this case it was to prove them wrong.

Mine is so terrified of going outside I think he’s been on 4chan. I’m watching for signs of radicalization, he’s always been an incel afterall.

Yeah, I totally agree with that.

Had two brothers from the same litter. sometimes it was so obvious they were brothers, like when they’d sit in an identical pose and watch me with hopeful eyes if I was cooking.

Other times they were nothing alike. Different preferences for food, for attention, for the most comfortable position for a cuddle. Lovely boys. They did have the same vocalisations though, only I could tell the difference just from hearing them!

Not my cat. The day he’s not asking for food or attention he’s probably dead.

I made friends with this person I met online in a game, spent the evening gaming together. Changed my life forever

Yeah, I think Samsung’s app has been able to do this for years.

Nice. Be proud.

Dunno what of, but be proud anyway!

I’ve always thought Australia was a trouble maker.

We still talking about power banks?

If only they didn’t have their personal data to check that.

Yeah, I’m saying lets not do that, we can choose not to!

DM has options here.

Make the dispelling temporary Make the permenancy of the spell easy to reinstate Have the dispell magic “detonate” the magic in some way Dispell magic must also be cast for a year to permanently remove the spell

Probably others too!

Originally a Frankie Boyle joke?

I have SMBsync2 copy over any photos older than 30 days to a location on my local network.

Its free, doesn’t run in the background and requires very little setup

I wrote programs to solve statistics questions on my calculator, which was apparently fine at in class but not allowed for exams

The invigilators would go around checking your calculator had been cleared and reset before the exam.

So i wrote a program that replicated the reset screen. Totally worked. Didn’t use my stats program in the exam anyway.