So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I’ve heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)

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They will rip your dick out, Jamie send that video of jacked hairless chimps

Lol your 12! Get in your grave grandpa

Wait a minute, a calzone is a pizzussy, not a sandwich surely? Scientists worldwide would be baffled by this revelation

That’s not a sub, that’s an underground metropolitan transportation system. A sub is a little train that goes in tunnels under the city.

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

If the board is infinite, it means that bishops, queens and rooks can move an infinite distance and then must move at an infinite speed, constantly breaking the laws of physics. While knights, pawns and kings, having finite moves, travel at regular speeds.

The potential high energy collision during a castling would flatten the galaxy.

Promotion from a low energy pawn to a high energy queen would require the consumption of a black hole (approx.)

Yeah I won’t do that. Can’t go through the pain of showing them my account name. ‘Dad why are there all these x at the beginning and the end of your ridiculous name?’

Strangely enough, it’s the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

Bold move.

It should be obvious since common sense tells that sponge beats gun and snake beats air

It’s good documentation praxis, very useful for future archaeologists. I sign all my documents “D to the ro to the lex twenty twenty four”

In 100% of games it’s the last piece to fall.

I see we haven’t been matched yet. I will quit in any of these cases (I call these legal cheats, because frankly it shouldn’t be allowed):

• castling, obviously
• en passant, obviously
• promotion, obviously
• horsey jumping in front of the pawns as first move (wtf)
• pawns moving 2 squares (op)
• bishop taking my rook (unfair, I didn’t mean that last move)
• me having the black (imba)

Precisely. Note that it says C++ developer, not C++ language.

C++ might evolve (too much I would think) but I’ll be damned as a C++ developer who learned it around 2000 if I learn any of the new features.

Your code is unreadable, junior. Pull request rejected.

Haha my distro is so obscure, you wouldn’t have heard of it! It wasn’t even on the dark web! I had to compile the server OS that hosts its .iso files. I had to modify its crontab with vim commands so bizarre, they are banned in 17 countries. You think your distro is good? Mine took 83 days to compile in code-golfing languages and had so many kernel dependencies, it is literally an unusable pile of shite. Trying to make it work, I have reached levels of rage most Linux aficionados could only dream of!