That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!

I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.

Just some asshole.

Can’t get those from yourself.

Someplace that’s cold and far above sea level (for now).

To infinite-Heath and beyond!

They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.

In the USA and (most, if not all of) Canada, calling 211 should connect you with a call center which can give information on food benefits, utility assistance and other resources available in your area. Eligibility and the amount of assistance (whether in the form of direct payments, food items or a payment card that only works for food) will vary based on your location, income, etc. but it may help offset those increased costs.

There’s no shame in it despite what the red-hat golden bootstraps crowd will tell you. Times are tough right now for a lot of people and that’s what these programs are for.

Back to the regularly scheduled shitposting though.

Thanks for the diagnosis, doc. Can’t have preferences without somebody pathologizing it.

A more challenging route does lower the odds of encountering other people though which is a plus. Nice to have the solitude even if that means extra effort.

Don’t invent the torment nexus.

He may have been detained but he thought he was free to go.

“…and his small heart grew three sizes that day, to which his doctor responded that he was ‘astonishingly healthy’ and ‘the healthiest grinch ever’. Then he had a massive coronary brought on by decades of fast food and a sedentary lifestyle.”

I can see the bend @[email protected] is talking about but I think that’s just an effect from the camera. I’m sure there’s some flexing going on but it probably looks worse than it is, hard to say without better-quality footage.

Here are some of the frames showing the rifle at different points from just prior to the impact to immediately after landing on the ground. You can see what looks like a significant amount of bending across the whole rifle at impact +2 frames. At +13 and +14, there’s a decent view of the barrel and it doesn’t show any deformation. I don’t think the forces involved here are enough to damage the barrel but could always drop a cleaning rod through it before attempting to fire.

The title of this post refers to it as “…one of lemmy’s first original memes”.

It didn’t start here, beanposting has been around for years.

Multiclassing seemed to fit the topic. This is what happens when the party’s barbarian takes a level of bard: just bashing away at the lines to fit in some Monty Python and satisfy the request for a rhyme.