I’m not suggesting anyone is any more worthy of sleep than anyone else, and yes working a night shift does put you at a massive disadvantage. My wife worked night shifts for a few years, so yeah, I know.

What I am saying is that (and this is purely a guess) ~90% of the world are awake during daylight hours, and you just can’t expect them to put a hold on everything.

Personally I try not to do anything outdoors until 9am at the weekend, not because my neighbours work nights, or are night owls, or whatever. Just because I live near people. But at the same time I have kids and things to do.

But anyone being disruptive in a neighbourhood between 10pm and 8am (let’s say 9am at the weekend) should be punishable by death. And my country doesn’t even have capital punishment.

Hospital workers aren’t the ones making noise late into the night and expecting everyone else to be quiet in the morning so they can have a lie in though, are they?

But we won’t because 11am is unreasonable. That’s a third of the day wasted.

You’re not an owl. Go to bed earlier.

Are you one of those damn night people complaining about us morning people getting on with stuff in the limited time window we have?

69 boat lengths.

500 miles (Proclaimers)

0.637 miles (Irish).

0.811 miles

And wash the tablet down with water. You don’t need chewy ones.

What if you have cancer and don’t know it, and just accidentally happen to grow a tumour for dinner?

There must be something that can be done, even if it’s just phoning the British museum.

Tin foil balaclava.

Green.

That it all used to be like this.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

Maybe not the best image to use. Sheep bleating on about Firefox.

Baadlewader now watch this commercial.

Or fridges or rocks?

Whatever as long as it’s easily convertible to a royale with cheese.

Google said a Big Mac was 2.75” in height, 3.75” in diameter. I then had to convert that to civilised units.