That’s how you get to the dead world in bettleguise
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
That’s how you get to the dead world in bettleguise
Is this like new poor? But new old?
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Gorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere
41, software dev, kids, marriage, punk/metal/hiphop, center to left politically, video games, Halloween enthusiast, scale RC trucks, Rams fan, love nerdy things, comics, ninja turtles, X-Men, Legos, theme parks, a good poop.
Made this a while ago https://youtube.com/shorts/4A1nisJxKm8?si=55qps-K-eGIt-F0l
It’s like they want to go out of business
Well, there are two schools of thought. Smell vs Sound.
It’s currently doing some Flight of The Navigator stuff with some kid in Noth Carolina.
40 and still not anywhere close.
My brother in-law and I have this long standing joke where we order beans at restaurants. The fancier the better. “I’ll have an order of your beans.” I don’t know why its so damn funny. It’s just freaking beans. BEANz. Give’em.
Interesting. So, what bugs have you eaten?
Roll me into operating room. Think it was an IV drip, I was pretty scared. They are nice and talking to me about random stuff. They let me.knownthey are going to give me something to put me out. I feel a nice little high for a second. They ask me one more question and… Boom I’m in recovery talking gibberish to a nice lady telling her I miss my wife. No pain yet, but I felt physically uncomfortable. I could tell someone had been digging around in my guts. Was so happy to see my wife when she came in. They said I took a while to regain consciousness. I guess they wanted me fully coherent before letting her see me. Anyway, the whole going under was easy. Felt like… Nothing.
The pain meds, that sucked. I thought I could just stop talking them once I felt like the pain was gone. Whoa, it felt scary. Like a hallucination without seeing anything. I cut them in half and slowly backed off.
First album titled: Pinch & Roll
She was gunna start Wang’s Dickpidia.com
I failed D.A.R.E and they made me watch the ceremony of all the other kid’s graduations. I just wasn’t interested in drugs.
I can hear the theme song