Yeah he’s the pretentious friend that can’t watch a movie until he’s messed with the color settings for like 10 minutes.

“I will intentionally film the entire movie with the lense cap on. If you can’t see the movie, that’s your problem. It means you’re not a true cinephile like me. Movies weren’t meant to be watched”

Tosses scarf

-Christopher Nolan probably

Fun fact, this guy is an ex wrestler named Ryback. I say ex wrestler because even though he’s not retired, nobody will hire him. He’s bat shit crazy.

It’s a Werther’s originals flavored mcflurry really, so not that hard to name it

What’s crazy to me is that if you go to a smoothie place, they add sugar. I have to specify that my mango and fruit smoothies don’t require additional sugar cause their recipes add it for some reason

-He really has an ugly face.

-He is certainly ugly.

-But, you know what, that’s not really what bothers me about this. What bothers me is that he looks like an old woman.

-Right! Well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but I feel like that was the look of the times.

-No, no, but it’s not just that though, Mac, it’s not.

-I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan, right?

-Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?

I bought a Roots coat 12 years ago. It was originally 300 but got it for half price. Warmest coat I’ve ever owned, and it is still my winter coat to this day. It might need an insulation replacement this year, but that costs like $20. Every other bit of that coat is still in great condition

I don’t know about now, but a couple years back you’d see lineups out the door at that place, I always wondered where people get the money

Took me a sec

Where are all the “y’all calling Drake a pedo cause you’re jealous!” People now? I remember how hard they defended his creep years ago when people started talking about his creepiness

He looks like Martin Sheen

I can’t tell you if I’ve ever heard her music, probably have. I hear she actually writes her music which is rare now. Usually you hear about how good someone like Gaga is, then you look at her credits and there’s a hundred writers and engineers, etc. she essentially just shows up to perform. That to me isn’t a great artist, just a performer. Swift at least writes and composes

North American, upper middle class authoritarian communists. That shit is just cosplay for them lol

I mean these days when I look at a university kid I just assume “wealthy parents” with what university costs.

The lower Bear is more of a twink

I think I got a wheelchair and a bell in my garage somewhere

Reminder that this “Angel” was a deadbeat abusive father, who let his new wife abuse and terrorize his children.

So like basically they are making their “exclusives” exclusive again? Shitty of them to even sell them to PC users if they’re not playable. They should have just not done anything

How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?

Of course, but it doesn’t mean a 25 year old isn’t gonna be a good parent. My mom had me when she was 17 and she’s an incredible mom, her and my dad are still together 40 years later.

Meanwhile my wife’s parents had her when they were in their 40s and to this day they’re the most immature shit parents I know