Could be

My wife tells me I’m smarter than I give myself credit for. I’m terrible at logistical things. Math cripples me. I’m not however, easily persuaded by propaganda. IDK

Reminds me of the Seinfeld New Yorker comic episode

Popular Mechanics did a lot of debunking 9-11 myths

No cloud back up? If you deleted them from a computer, they are still there if you haven’t installed anything else. There is recovery software to help you get them back

I used to quite a bit, for random, hard to find songs. I also did it to get in digital format, what I owned on vinyl. A few older classic movies here and there. I can’t remember the last time I pirated anything, but I still use torrents for bootleg concerts.

I primarily listen to music in my car and it’s usually as loud as I can stand.

Absolutely none of them.

I work in an old steel mill. My dept, the rod mill has a horrible bathroom and it’s heavily used. I’ll urinate there, but for other duties, I’ll take the 100 yard walk to the main locker rooms with nicer, quieter facilities

You can’t fix stupid or hate

The guy who gives safety meetings says “um” between every phrase

There’s no such thing as tides. Gravity holds the water as the earth rotates

Ever check out some jam bands? They all have vocals but stretch the music out in interesting ways.

moe, Umphrey’s McGee, Aqueous, Phish, etc

Onward & Upward (22:48) • Umphrey’s McGee • 2017-07-23 • CEFCU Center Stage at The Landing, Peoria, Illinois https://relisten.net/umphreys/2017/07/23/onward-upward?source=67144

I’M JUST WAITING FOR MY SISTER

I got shot 3 times in the lower stomach. I was in my driveway and propped myself up on a car as I felt the life run out of me. I woke before I died.

Scientist were say the world was going to end due to a shift in the center of earths gravity. For some reason, the Chicago Cubs were playing behind our local mall. (Your guess is as good as mine) I was peeing in my bathroom, when all of a sudden, I felt pulled violently to a wall. I woke before the earth ended

A three year period in my life that included a divorce, DUI, losing my house, having to give away a dog, and my parents deaths.

56 hours in brutal heat and humidity working in a steel mill with a weekend off

Say no more often.

Pay my house off faster

Say no more often