asks

That word is doing some heavy lifting. What does asking look like to you?

My Sicilian partner called this Italophobia

Probably the rampant reckless driving and disregard for other people’s property.

This is me and it’s painful. My wonderful partner has developed a 6th sense for if I must’ve forgot to hit send on a reply

Considering Cheetahs cannot run at 95mph, metric is the safe bet.

So I typed out a long reply with helpful tips and everything but Lemmy broke and I couldn’t send that, and I really can’t be arsed again, this is already too much effort.

Massage/Wellness: your posture sucks and your back hurts all the time because you have a flabby gut and no ass. Get to exercising.

Meanwhile I’ve never heard “a bee’s dick” in my life.

Reading this while waiting on a tooth pull from an oral surgeon feels a little too real.

Nah just some guy’s trunk in Juárez

The iPod was throwing me until they blew me away by actually making it so I have to spin my finger on the pad. If I hadn’t been on mobile idk if I ever would’ve got past thinking “Did he fucking feature with someone? I don’t fucking listen to Sufjan Stevens…”

They’re not explicitly a Christian rock group, and not self-proclained. Amy Lee and Ben Moody met as teens at a Christian youth camp, and Christian radio loved to play Bring Me to Life because they thought it referenced the resurrection.

Sounds like somebody has some Jäger trauma

The diabetic lotion actually does! How, I’m not certain but I do know diabetes effects your skin in ways I’m not fully familiar with. I don’t have any listed contraindications with diabetes with any of my products so I can’t imagine it would mean you can’t add more products to a skin routine.

As always, IANAD so check with a dermatologist to be sure because of special factors.

Change to Jojoba (ho-ho-ba) oil or something with it. Might cost a bit more but it closely mimicks (not like evolutionary mimic, like just by chance is the same) your skin’s oils which should help you get back to normal eventually.

Also the heavy duty stuff like O’Keefe’s in small amounts on problem areas like knuckles if they need extra time to heal.

-Advice from a massage therapist, literally bathing in lotion for a job.

I’m a massage therapist, my job is literally helping people’s pain and I see a fuck ton of clients. Luck has just shit to do with it and most people just don’t take as good care of themselves as they think. The vast majority of bad backs I see could be prevented or alleviated by having stronger abs and glutes.

Dudes with Hank Hill ass telling me they don’t know why their back hurts make me want to scream.

Just start your own internet with blackjack and hookers.