I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

You’re gonna bring them back and send them to paradise?

I’ll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander

https://youtu.be/TfCbzfRJuDE?si=0WWFnnANUPc3GMyx

I’ve seen that video a hundred times and it never fails to disappoint

This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried

https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF

I used nothing but Slack for about 15 years. Other distros gave me.problems, hell, I compiled Gentoo from source but was never even successful at installing some of the newbie distros like Ubuntu, but Slack was always simple and rock solid. I wasn’t the best at resolving dependencies, I’d just build and install anything it said I needed. I think I’ve had more than one version of Python or Perl installed at a time, but it never mattered. Every few years I’d wipe everything and reinstall.

Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.

(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)

The weiling fan is decoration enough

That’s not what really happened though. They needed an investor to get the company off the ground. Musk came in and screwed them out of the company

I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor you piece of shit

I absolutely love this: “The Miami Herald published an article in 1981 about an 89-year-old man named Sammy James. James had worked for decades as a crate nailer and said his fast moves earned him the nickname, “The Nailer.””

His job title was a crate nailer, but he got the nickname from his fast moves. That’s like being so good at operating the cash register you earn the nickname “The Cashier”