Pegging is anal penetration via strap-on

“Sliding into your DMs (direct messages)” is a term meaning “to message someone” usually with the implication of flirtatiousness or the like.

A Dungeon Master, one who runs a game of Dungeons and Dragons, is often called a DM.

Thus ‘sliding into your DMs’ also fits pegging a dungeon master.

Hence why she’s elderly.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance”

1. Hair dye actually has a long history.

2. Magik

“Bro watch this”

[everyone in the room dies horribly over the course of several days]

Just a flesh wound

A wizard whose primary job was at a (magical) Whitesmith’s guild. He etched his spells onto sheets of metal, inlaid his armor, and constantly talked about how guilds were part of a functioning society, unlike those peasants and lords, and definitely not a bunch of monopolistic corporation-cum-ruthless-gangs and how it was definitely just a coincidence that the son of the previous ruler was always elected in their city.

WASTE NOT

“Mind if I have a bite? Always wondered.”

Crook

That’s why you call rolls for no reason, though.

No, we can excuse lack of refinement in talent, but not racism.

I love Lovecraft’s work, but fuck is he incredibly racist.

“They just didn’t articulate at that level”

Jesus Christ

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won’t have to follow me
Only you can set you free

The “Oh shit” moment

I mean, Lemmy.ml chose the ml domain because it was free and it’s also short for Marxism-Leninism. I’m sure if they could’ve gotten MLM they would’ve. I stay away from Lemmy.ml communities on principle because of that.

Yes

My mother: “Why are you making dry kibble into a wet slop.”

Young me: “He likes it better that way. Look how happy he is!”

My mother: “Well, stop, you’re wasting water.”

Young me: “🥺”

Makes one wish that various intelligence agencies were a fifth as competent as they’re portrayed.

… at least for a few moments.

I feel like I spent a good portion of my time walking and finding ways across rough terrain even after all the fancy gear was unlocked. The motorcycle could get you maybe half the way, usually.

I mean, at least until the zip-lines. Those ruined the game. Honestly, the rebuildable roads were a bad inclusion as well. Sitting on top of a hill, looking down at the streams and terrain around you, figuring out the best route with your tools, was peak satisfaction in that game.