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I deal drugs for a cheap price but I deliver them in my ass. They have to be retrieved on camera for my OF.
But if you have an RV, lab equipment and a helper, you could be a travelling drug dealer with an onlyfans.
Liberals eat people’s dog tho. If you vote for Harris she will eat your dog. Checkmate /s
For those unaware, the context is that the Ohio Supreme Court once ruled that can have bones .
We badly need a c/drunkdrivingfun
That was one of the few the only advantage of living in Texas. It was not difficult to get out of that 1 unpaid hour “break” so I could go home earlier and get paid the same for spending less time at work. Lawmakers pushing for mandated unpaid breaks are helping corporations keep their employees at work longer.
Don’t eat lunch. When you finally convince your boss to let you work 8 hour days with no break instead of 9 hour days with an awkward 1 hour unpaid break you can do nothing with, that’s 1 hour you can spend on yourself that you didn’t have before. Also, now you don’t have to waste as much of your spare time exercising (to fight weight gain caused by eating 3 meals a day as an adult) so the time savings are twofold.
I’ve been there before. The bean’s caretaker has to check on the bean every 30 minutes because there’s this giant fork in Missouri somewhere. Legend has it some day someone is going to eat the gaint bean with the giant fork and we can’t let that happen.
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North Dakota has a lot of nukes that we gave them for no reason. It is the US government doing the real shitposting here.
Finally, after all these years, there’s a part 2 to this meme.
Part 1:
I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test
lol
Tl;dr I replied “lol” because I thought it would be funny.
Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said “lol” and then included a “tl;dr” for comedic effect.
Eeeww girls with vaginas 🤮🤮🤮🤮
When I stopped using reddit, comments on certain subreddits could get downvoted into negative points but posts couldn’t get downvoted past 0 sidewide.
Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.
Sorry but if the homework requires more than 40 hours a week of study, cheating is no longer unethical. Teach us actually useful shit and be reasonable about it then I’ll reconsider 🤷
Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible today without it being HR reportable?🤔”
If I don’t have anything floral and penile enough, I’ll compensate by using the word “moist” several times in conversation that day just to be on the safe side.