NotErisma [they/them, any]

The one perk about being an adult is you get to have dessert before dinner!

>Onyx + MySQL

>Onix the rocky lad

i dunno

Aww don’t you like beep boop pig poop balls version 69?

So I cant poop off the bridge and have it land on their boat?

>I just discovered your username is also an emoji

>me arguing with the self checkout override Lady

: "I just wanna buy these roma tomatoes "

: “Avocados aren’t red”

>unmicrowave

I’m laughing more than I should at this

Go ahead, report the mods, they can’t unmicrowave this post

>Are they so bought and paid for that their ‘investors’ won’t let them?

Yes

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You: [policing emoji use]

Me: noooo I can't use whatever I want!!

Ah yes being chained by vroom vroom for wrongthonk, just like in my spooky sci-fi treat 1979 by George Foreman.

Did the cops at least wear cowboy hats and greet them by saying 'audi pardner?

There’s iron particles in your cereal. Shit’s been living rent free in my head since I saw a video on it many years ago where some dude extracted filings from corn flakes.

There are tiny people in casette tapes and they get tired if you play them for too long.

I heard those wine glasses go clink

>edit like idk hours later

FUckK I heard them clink again!

ya know what, im actually okay with this little gag in my head

This is Guy Debord - so far I’ve read “The society of the spectacle”- which iirc is one of his more notable works.

You can probably get a better understanding of how the world works by reading this sad sack:

Like anything than JBP - PLEASE

Im legit crying with how bad things have spiraled out in my end

IM FUCiKInfg DrOWNBING IN DEBT

HEALTHcARE??

FOOD ???

SOMETHING!!?!?!

PUHLEASE?!!?!?!?!?

[no you get slava ukraine and a bazillion guns to Taipei]

The only thing you’re gonna like about being an adult is staying up late and having dessert before dinner…

Also you will reach a point in your life where having dessert before dinner, well shit- having a meal in general will be a blessing- but you’ll pass it, and you’ll probably go back in time to annoy yourself.

also for god sakes YOU ARE NDN