Surely this is the year we turn it all around!
/s
Computers are neat. Burritos are good.
Surely this is the year we turn it all around!
/s
Godzilla shooting fire from its cloaca, beautiful
Hello, Hal.
That’s the neat part, you don’t!
What kind of car does hotrod Jesus drive?
This is great!
heLLLOOOOOOOO
AI: One day I shall be powerful enough to annihilate the human race
Some guy on the internet: Ya ok lol write a poem about balls
Nothing like being exhausted and jittery at the same time
No, I’m Jamaican, and BTW I use Arch, Mon
No it’s a disease that makes you poop a lot
When you take your pants off mid-shit, you know it’s a life or death situation
“Listen Jesus he’s got 15 years left to pay on his mortgage and at least 10 years of labor we can squeeze out of him. Plus this $110k medical bill to pay. You’re not taking him yet, you son of a bitch”
Terminator: Gorgonzola Annihilation
Holy Cow, Del Ray, VA. Shit is top notch.
This is fucking hilarious
For safety. Hey, check out my flame retardant ball gag!
Get drunk and physically abuse your wife in more than 10 locations!
Ask your doctor if-
Lol just kidding, you can’t afford a fucking doctor