Some more hopeful information about this little bugger:

It’s not ACTUALLY venomous. As in it doesn’t inject you with a lethal substance, rather, it injects you with a nerve-toxin which disables your ability to open/close your lungs, which kills you. This sounds just as bad, but it means if you can get to a hospital, and make it to a ventilator, you’ll be back to normal by the next day.

Those kids in Africa: :/

Yes you can. It’s impossible to escape them.

Goddess on the mountain top.

Burning like a silver flame.

Summit of beauty and love.

And penis was her name!

I can’t. Actual radio won’t stop playing God damn ed Sherron.

Fee fi fo fum. I smell a kraft dinner.

Fucking SCP 6448

Except the money Americans are taxed gets invested in “Healthcare” only for them to receive no benefit from it. We actually get taxed more than some socialist/less capitalist countries.

… I mean there are dumber things to say.

He started being a troll about it, that’s why I never responded.

No. And now many of the pro-gun absolutely no restrictions people are rolling out the red carpet for an active fascist.

At least france has the balls to pull this shit.

The US just saw their failing rail system cause a serious chemical spill, then when the rail workers unionized and asked for time off they got told by the president they have to keep working.

The meat is built up by the liquid made in the bones.

Mom, Frank killed a Seagull.

Whole Kelly family screams

100% surious. 4 real this time.

I mean what was supposed to happen? Are we meant to be scared of the FBI? They can’t even take down an overweight elderly man with a combover…

What kind of psychopath uses Amazon music? Like I’m already appaled people would use apple music, Amazon music just seems mental…

… What does this mean? Are you fighting over which to use or are they working together?

Oh his first words!

“Muuuh muhhhh. Murder anyone who swims near me…”

I actually haven’t been impressed yet… I really do hate how EVERY God damn reboot has to be reliant on the same meta humor. Like I know futurama has always had meta humor, but if I have to hear one more God damn joke about crypto, covid, or streaming services I’m going to throw a brick through my TV.