Probably a $15 subway footlong. Meatball sandwich with shredded cheddar and whole mozzarella and bacon plus like some other shit I think. I can’t remember it’s been a while. Good ahit tho, probably clogged my arteries.

You’re missing political extremism

You’re right, they made ~$150 billion last year, but that’s too much math.

I return my shopping cart but I couldn’t give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

“Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?”

Me accidentally buying a PS5 for $8 by weighing it as onions

I wouldn’t go so far as to call it the German Texas, if the kids can still go to school without fearing for their life. Sounds more like the German Ohio.

Fucking war criminal

Holy fuck I thought this was a joke

If The White Lotus isn’t a TLA spinoff I’m gonna invade the Rhineland.

Edit: looking for volunteers

That sounds… like a judgement your class was meant to learn to avoid…

My favorite part about this is that I don’t even need to argue back, the insanity speaks for itself!

I was excited for my birthday because I was gonna finally take the time to finish cleaning/rearranging my bedroom, since I gutted the room and then got sidetracked for two weeks.

Woke up today with some of the worst back pain I’ve ever had. I think I must’ve strained a muscle or something in my sleep, but it hurts to move.

Goddamn you call it Nazi propaganda as if your any better than a Holocaust denier

And if you are insured, they will just straight up tell the hospital they can’t treat you sometimes.

Easy way to tell (at least through Google) is that the background will show up as white on the images page, but upon selecting the image it will change to the checkered background

Didn’t France do this a couple years back?

Well fuck man I’m a senior in highschool and I was debating between culinary school and IT/engineering or something the like. Just made my choice a hell of a lot easier.

We all know it was Vaporeon

“Nobody visions it better than I can.”

I love seeing how vague I can be with my response and still have the anti-sentience trigger