My dad bought a bunch of these, and gave them out to the whole family for Christmas lol

I have one on my tablet. I think it’s pretty humorous

Now consider, how would those insecurities look with elf ears? What about horns and a tail?

It’s honestly amazing. Art is so much a part of what we are, that it’s common and expected for someone to have written a coherent and insightful metaphor for their own life into their role in a fun make believe game.

But also, don’t talk to me, or my emotionally stunted, queer-coded, dissatisfied accountant, who quit his job to take up a life of crime, ever again!

Something about humans relates sex and danger. We like having them together

Yeah, Trucks Munched, and it gives the number this year, and since the bridge was built next to it. Last I saw, we’re up to 19, but that was last week lol

I have the original of that top one

You can always tell when someone’s pickup is just for show. This one definitely isn’t

Here in Lansing, Big Penny has been eating so well, someone put up a scoreboard (sorry I don’t have a better picture)

They’re the same places with the high incarceration rates. They don’t really care what they’re doing to minorities, as long as it’s cruel

Rimjob at the guillotine? Call that eating cake

Must be disappointed both China and Taiwan medaled at the Olympics, but they didn’t

I read a ton, but this still happens to me. I’ll read an interesting line, and then start thinking about the implications, and what I would do if I were the author, and then all the things that you could do with this information, and then I’m at the bottom of the page and realise I didn’t pay attention to what I was reading because I got distracted by my own thoughts lol

That Babylon Bee headline, while not as punchy as it would have been from the Onion, is actually kind of funny for once

Where I live, we have a chain called Cottage Inn, that started on city over. They’re my choice pretty much every time. They’re open late for delivery, and make better pizza than the big chains 100% of the time, plus, since the mega-corps have increased their prices so much over the last couple years, Cottage Inn is basically the same price as well

Yeah, it’s definitely AI copying Dross

They call it that on Hexbear too

Yes, it is. I believe Szeth mentioned its specifically a divine honorific, which is why he uses it for Nale

Religion exists because it’s a way to control people you can’t reason with for whatever reason. It’s definitely a net negative now, and has been for centuries imo, but back at the beginning it was an important cornerstone of civilization

And yet, when it’s people, there’s a problem. Such a double standard 🙄