Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
What about my warm water port?
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
My fav is the Bun Alert System.
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?
It crumpled like a house of dominos, check mate!
I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now