Pffft. 70s Scotland says ‘hold my beer’.

We had a Witches Hat. Far bigger than the one in this video and we went a lot quicker and with a lot more perturbation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMvSQ3i4Ez4&t=115s

I was shaving my head. Happened to have the news on the TV in the background and thought ‘fuck, that’s awful’ after the first plane, then ‘fuck, that’s deliberate’ after the second. I guess the twin towers is our ‘you remember where you were moment’ for those of us too young to remember the moon landings.

Once you try Runequest, you’ll know you’ve been blessed.

The best alternative is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Just head down to the basement, find the circuit breakers for your building and flip them all to off for 10 seconds. That usually gets you out of Vi.

Vi/Vim - had it on every computer I’ve owned or used since about 1991.

Meh.

I was getting a Chinese takeout a while back. A guy came in to pick up his order and sank 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew (7.5% ABV) in the 5 minutes it took them to get it ready for him. He wasn’t savouring this beer, he was just fucking necking it as fast as possible.

Who knows the struggles other people are going through and the things they do to get through the day without losing it.

All problems can be solved by violence if you use enough of it.

You should be letting the 500th timers have a little fun too.

MGF FTW!

I like boats. Plus I’m a billionaire now.

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll.

I shop at Burgess.

That hurts the side of my thumb but I’ll give it a go!

I heard something like this the other day. Is it the same thumb as the palm? 'Cos I can’t press my right hand thumb to the palm of my right hand very hard.

I love water so much I always add a splash to my whisky!

RS-232 FTW!

We actually use program for computer programs, but programme for a programe of events. We like to be irregular.

Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!

Rule #1: Maximum Game Fun

Regular elves have Wolverhampton accents. It is known.

Fair dinkum!