2/10 on the scale and that’s just me being generous this morning. try again
i take pictures of Biggs
2/10 on the scale and that’s just me being generous this morning. try again
All companies are built upon unfathomable amounts of stolen surplus labor value, yet people only cry about a crime when you steal from the robber barons
Yo fucking ho, salty dogs
Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”
The jig is up. Run
Apologize profusely
[Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are
EVEN 58%
+1 You look terribly frazzled
This is a Red Check. It can not be retried
Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster
Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back
The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression
Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”
Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this
I’ve been meaning to look into planting some Camas bulbs. A kind of tuber crop grown by indigenous people around here. Used to be entire prairies of them before whitey showed up
Hahaha what a funny post in the hexbear c/fakenews comm
yeah just double checking we had this one
I get around this by making so much pastaroni that I have the instructions memorized by this point
now with 80% more intellectual rigor than the original!
fucking imperialist crimes against humanity denialist, the number is 22%
I probably couldn’t stoop down that low if I tried
We get the joke, it’s just not very funny
also the Democratic party is a white supremacist institution
In conclusion, North California is a land of contrasts
Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess
The N word had its first documented use in the early 17th century so it’s clearly okay to use nowadays
Not that I know of but you’d have to ask the man himself
@[email protected], GET IN HERE
We have my hampter. His name is Biggs. His favorite hobby is biting my fingers and calling me a virgin on the internet
No more half measures, Vladmir
She was doing what the unions wanted
Do you disagree?
Me, clocking out of summer in the northern hemisphere: “Good luck, bud. Glad to be the fuck out of there”