Selling your body

Maybe they’re sponsored by ground news like every YouTube channel

This is still a thing? I used this in the age of AIM and didn’t know it stuck around past the shutdown

Label in sharpie as “Bitcoin password” and superglue to the sidewalk in a busy area. Watch people try to pick up.

Some UV is blocked by glass. Either UVA or UVB. It doesn’t block both.

It is visible to security cameras

Make it a UV laser and it would be invisible.

Nah. It’s super good. When your comp resets unexpectedly due to updates, all of the docs you were working on open back up. Extra important when a reset happens friday and you come in on monday. Even if the doc you were working on is located on an external drive that you’re not currently connected to.

For anyone that says to follow what IT tells me and to shut down all programs and the comp at end of day: no. That’s what sleep is for.

If you just say yes and reboot it’ll open back up all your open emails and drafts. I do the same for word.
Excel does not do that. Boo.

Its actually illegal to do this. Yes, that’s stupid.

There’s no way I can do that. I’m much too busy shitposting. It would be a huge inconvenience.

<3 patriot

End every other sentence with ~ nya ~

Starbucks lovers

With the right chemicals you can burn off your fingerprints

Try to spin this in a different direction. Someone once gave me a collection of nyt obituaries - all of the positive things that other people said about the lives of extraordinary people. That’s reading message of hope and love and sorrow - and probably a much better influence on you than notes that would probably be rooted in despair.

These are super important for wildlife like mountain lions and bears

Make sure to set out the financial implications of different states. E.g., the California unis might be good - but you’re also dealing with out of state tuition.

And also look at the pipeline - I was interested in biology, but all of the people in the program were hyper competitive pre-medical students. And who wants to deal with that?

I’m reading this and having flashbacks to me campaigning for Hillary in 2016 and agreeing with people on doorsteps: yeah she’s not great but she’s much better than the alternative.

The idea of replaying recent gameplay to see what happened is great.