I’m not sure about questions to ask but you should definitely wear a monocle

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So you wood agree?

c/lemmyshitpost, come for the memes, stay for the lessons on construction materials

I think you’re right. I should bring this up at my next counselling session.

Maybe I’m misunderstanding this whole thing. I just thought we couldn’t shitposts about feeding vegan pets?

There is a new temporary rule. I’m not actually sure what the context was that caused the rule. I’m just metashitposting

TIL that piranhas are omnivores. I checked on Wikipedia before posting 😅

I wouldn’t, my fish is a piranha

You’ll have to wait until the embargo is lifted. I thought my post would be ok because it was meta but I guess the mods aren’t taking any chances. I don’t want to give the mods more work

Deleted by mods, I deserved that.

Apparently my bean vegan pet post was too soon

I feel like I missed these completely. Does this mean no posting about rabbits etc?

You’re 100% right, I’ll do better

We missed the anniversary 😭 I guess it’ll have to be a biannual event like the Olympics

Whoever filled the patent obviously didn’t consider the optics of this. I’m in the market for a new car and was considering a Ford. This will factor into my decision.

Holy shit, I assumed this was fake but it’s not https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1830390502836854925 (link accessible as of 2024-09-02)

Telegram holds the keys, Signal doesn’t

I can commit crime via sms, whatsapp, signal or mail.

But you’re not allowed to