Hey kings, queens, and inbetweens, don’t you ever, and I mean EVER, shitpost in my Christian shitposting community

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And eating people is useful during nofoodbigstarve season, but is it right though?

It’s worse, so much worse even though it shouldn’t be

We aren’t made of plants, how could this be a man made horror if we ate nerd ass veggies at the end of this???

No, ethically more like chopping off a leg for dinner than eating boogers.

Hush, its so imperfect, it only makes meat, not Cowboy Hats made out of Cowboys

This is by definition cannibalism

Damn, I love your response, even though I don’t know of I agree! Are you Vegan?

I personally see it as No, because I see us humans as special. Speaking as an atheist, end of day, we are special as humans.

I eat meat, I try to limit it to the ethically harvested. Hunted, family farm grown, it even tastes the best, any concerns aside. But eating a person is WRONG, consent or no.

Haven’t tried it, you’ll have to make your own judgement there!

In the current hypothetical:

1. It’s screened, you can’t legally sell prion meat

2. It’s taken nonlethally as a sample from a consenting human, possibly you

Yeah, I’m also unsure how I feel about it, I asked because it’s such a strange thing to think about

If we cultured cells from someone with an autocannibalism fetish, would it then be OK?

Like I take 1d4 psychic damage whenever I see furries at cons, but I don’t think they should have to be banned

But it’s still cannibalism, yeah? If someone consented to be eaten before they died or even wished for it, would you be OK with eating them?

100%. People seem to be competing for some moral high ground constantly no matter where.

I really hope it’s a cultural difference, but where I’m from, calling someone a ‘morally inferior feminine whiner’ “having a full on tantrum” because they said something you dislike with is frowned upon.

Why are half the comments talking about the scale??? That’s the joke, are they stupid???

Since eating is just like fucking, do you fuck the pumpkin pie at family dinner?

Also, nice job addressing 0 of the things I said. Keep that vegan rep strong!

For hunting, would you prefer the animal overpopulation starve, get torn apart over hours by predators, or get hit by a car, killing people? A hunters bullet is one of the fastest deaths a wild animal will get.

If plants you kill to eat, the trees that became your furniture and home could talk, they’d beg too. So would the termites, bedbugs and lice, viruses and flesh eating bacteria.

Lastly are you nuts?? Eating a steak isn’t child rape, that’s insanity lmfao

Thry certainly earn the smug reputation