My work was evacuated once for a fire alarm (false) and we all kinda stood around waiting for the firemen to come and let us back in. While we waited we chatted. But I realised that I couldn’t understand what the people four feet away from me were saying. I could hear the noises coming from their mouths, but I couldn’t understand them. When the alarm was switched off, I could understand them.
Brain is weird.
I had an Acer laptop once. I had Ubuntu on it. I had problems with random crashing after a few minutes, I ran memtest, it took a few hours for a full test and came back with a whole slew of faults. I sent it to Acer under warranty and they told me that Linux was the problem and I should leave windows on it.
Maybe just teleporters that don’t work with living tissue.
If you can put together Lego with the instructions or IKEA furniture, you’ll be fine. It took me three tries, and I learnt stuff from each mistake, so the worst that can happen is you learn.
It’s a heavy crown to wear.
Work. I’m a chef and my nightmares are mostly along the lines of arriving at a strange kitchen, finding out nothing has been prepped, and I have half an hour to make 20 pans of lasagne but there’s no tomatoes, only 2kg of pork, and the ovens are stuck at 300°C.
Ironically my best dreams are about a zombie apocalypse . And I’m the guy with the chainsaw and shotgun.
G’day, you mob of surfacers! Crikey, you lot look like you’ve been chucked in the deep end down here in the Underdark. What’re ya doin’ in our neck of the woods? You lot lost or just got kangaroos loose in the top paddock?
Fair dinkum, you better not be here to cause any strife. Us Drow don’t take kindly to strangers pokin’ ‘round our turf. Ya reckon you can handle yourselves in a blue, or are ya just a bunch of drongos lookin’ for trouble?
Anyway, if you’re keen on stickin’ around, you better pull ya heads in and show some respect, or you’ll cark it quicker than a stubby on a hot day. Welcome to the Underdark, mates. Watch yer step, and keep yer eyes peeled. We ain’t got time for any flamin’ galahs muckin’ about!
I live in Finland and so the seasonal daylight varies from almost none in winter to always in summer. I got a smart socket connected to my grow lamps for all my plants. I used to have an analogue timer that I would have to keep changing the times on as the season progressed. The smart one now turns on when my alarm goes off in the morning and turns off an hour after sunrise, turns on again an hour before sunset and turns off at bedtime.
No messing about anymore, it’s one less thing to worry about.
Man was in a terrible flood and climbed up to the roof to avoid the water that kept rising. He was very religious and so when a boat came by and offered hep he said, " God will save me" and refused to go. The water rose higher and a jetski came by and offered to help, but again the man said, “God will save me”. The water rose even higher and a helicopter came by and lowered a ladder, and again he refused and said “God will save me”. The waters kept rising, swept the man into the flood and he drowned.
In heaven, the man speaks to God and says" why didn’t you save me?"
God replies, “I sent a boat, a jetski and a helicopter! What more did you want?”
Fix the holy cigarette lighter.
For a moment I thought you were talking about the USA.
Prove it.
For the most part, they all are falling towards earth and will burn up. No need to do anything.
It’s a beautiful day, in my ass