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Do notional creatures count?

You mean vegans don’t like it when people treat them with self-righteous judgement?

How about that.

Third character: A centaur that I play as a cab driver. Work in references to Taxi Driver, Cash Cab, Fake Taxi, etc. 100% dedication to the bit at all costs.

Do they only listen to The Offspring?

An opossum got into our garage a few months ago and our dogs found it. They had the poor thing cornered and hissing. I got them out of the garage and after making sure they didn’t get bit, I evicted the possum.

The dogs do everything they can to get into that garage and make a beeline for that corner every time.

Well, like Cuba without the embargo.

Why not? She’s not the Secretary of State and she’s not setting foreign policy like Dick Cheney.

Why must she adhere to Biden’s policies?

Pastrami and swiss on rye. Mayo and spicy mustard.

Muffaletta is a very close runner up.

Your assessment of probability is speculation

It is, but anecdote is insufficient to counter it.

Hence “are likely to be,” not “are always.”

Microsoft has been consistently “stupid” for a very long time about this one particular thing.

People who dual boot are likely to be linux newbies just trying it out. They’re more likely to blame linux when microsoft does what it does to competitors.

If Microsoft didn’t have a decades-long record of pulling shit like this, they might get the benefit of the doubt.

He wants to be Nehemiah Scudder.

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Lot easier to swap parts on a thinkpad.

I knew who it was before I opened it.

July 16 (Reuters) - The United States is at risk of losing both the 2028 Summer and 2034 Winter Olympics if American law enforcement over reaches in its investigation of Chinese swimmers, said former senior International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound.

Hee hee hee.

And yet Elon’s mad that everyone still calls the platform he’s managed to actually make worse “twitter”.

It kinda sucks that there’s a prime number of days in a week.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.