ElleChaise

Get 'em!

Yeah, let’s execute the intellectually disabled. Super progressive.

but we don’t stereotype white people as criminal masterminds.

Unless they steal from, or ruin the lives of other rich people, a la Bernie Madoff. Then they’re definitely masterminds who should bare full responsibility immediately.

My uncle’s Italian, the zoo won’t let him back in after he got into a dust-up at the chimpanzee exhibit.

It was never about age, that was just another distraction. If old people, trans people, gay people, black people, Mexican people, democratic people, and all the rest are responsible, you won’t have any attention left to pay the rich guy who’s fault this actually is.

If you own the house, you do get residuals for renting it out. That’s what rent is. And there’s only one house, you can’t sell it to 10,000,000 people, only one person or party can own it at a time, and each one of those persons or parties has the same opportunity (in theory) to profit in near perpetuity via rent. It’s real property, not digital, reprintable media. If it was a painting of a house, and then it got copied to death and reprinted for free without the artist’s permission, that’d be a problem. That ain’t the way it works with houses.

The speed and random nature of Spelunky really helps build gaming skills.

Cut to black & white footage of a blonde suburban mom with her hand stuck inside a headphone jack. “Does THIS ever happen to you?”

Fable? So familiar but can’t put my finger on it, lol.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Unless you’re talking about the Amish, you’re giving us too much credit. We could choose simpler lives, but the reality is we will continue to do business with the worst of the worst if it makes our lives even a modicum more easy, because that’s human nature. We don’t realize long term risks well, we’re programmed to dodge snake attacks; not greedy snake-like other humans.

There’s similarly awful things going on all over currently. Wildfires, bleached corals, oil and toxic waste spills, flooding, catastrophic storms, it all gets to be depressing. But the good news is that more people than ever are aware and ready to make changes. I just hope enough of us are ready to live small lives in tight-knit communities where we don’t rely so heavily on consumerist BS to live.

The leader said you’d say that.

You’re*

I hope you find yourself in good health again. This system is atrocious, nobody deserves to go without, or to choose health vs. living costs, or to not retire because they got appendicitis. This level of greed and cruelty is absolutely horrifying.