Dharma Curious

Question. I am a computer dumb. Is this scary for me? Lol.

Is there somewhere to buy these? I’d love to send them to about 75 relatives.

Santa’s Milk Pump

VERY NSFW

Thank you!

I actually have an appointment with my doc today because of stupid stinky COVID, so I’ll ask her about this. I really appreciate the advice. :)

I can, have and do bake cakes without the use of cake mixes. It’s not hard, and I normally have most of the ingredients on hand. But cake mixes are very popular, come in a wide variety of flavors/types, and, generally speaking, are pretty good. They’re also cheap. And they store well, and efficiently on the shelf or in a cabinet. So it’s just super convenient to have one on hand. It also takes like 30 seconds to make. Add water, oil, egg, mix.

Wait until they figure out they can buy the cake mixes, and it’s possible to make your own cakes, with as much extra stuff as you want. I once made a cake with embedded cookies, and a peanut butter cream cheese frosting. I regret nothing.

How freaking awesome would that be, man? I grew up on VBS and Kawanis, Wednesday night dinners and Sunday school at Baptist churches in the south. I loved those times, but would never dream of putting my kids (If I’m ever so fortunate) in those same groups because of the awful politics. It would be amazing if there were something like that that taught radical Christianity. We’d live in a different country.

As a Christian Anarchist, this is one of my favorite facts.

My dear brother in Christ, not only did our Lord whip the money changers, He took the time to construct the whip and contemplate just how badly He was gonna fuck up those bastards.

Thanks to the local porn store, I have had many an eventful evening with another meek bottom.

… also my experience, give a meek bottom some kind of hardware and an opportunity, and they turn into nearly violent tops. Lmao

It’s amazing what a parent deciding to try crack at 45 years old will do to a kid. Thank God Mama was smart enough to get us tf outta there. But yeah, I got the whole “old soul” thing my whole childhood.

Thanks for the tips!

My doc has me using a diabetic lotion, does that change anything? I’ll definitely see if I can find something with jojoba, too. I’m always looking for something better. Haha.

Also really appreciate the pronunciation guide, because I would’ve sounded like an ass when I asked for it otherwise. Lol. Thanks.

The worst thing is when it gets stuck in your teeth.

Popcorn’s bad for that, too, now I think of it.

Oh God, that’s perfect

This works in reverse, too. My dachshunds routinely decide that my sleep time is the perfect time to just on Daddy’s face and snuzzle.

I know, but I’m in a shitty cycle. It started when I was about 15, I’m 32 now. It’s just been a constant battle. I don’t know what originally caused it, but when I was a teen my hands just got super dry painful. I dealt with it for weeks, and then started using lotion. Have been using it ever since.

I hate stereotypes like this. I have all of these, and you’re not going to make me pigeon hole myself into choosing one!

Oh, God, that’s the worst. They’re dry AF in the summer, too, but when winter hits, if I don’t keep applying lotion every 7 and a half minutes like Cassandra from Doctor Who, then I just leave little snail trails of blood on everything I touch!

Thank you!

What’s the one on the trashcan?

I used high end android for a long time. The note series, mainly. When I had to step away from that, I switched to LG. I fucking loved LG. They were awesome. Half the price, and damn good.

Since they’ve stopped, I’ve had the pixel 6, and an A53. The pixel 6 was glitchy AF, and Google won’t allow HDMI over USB, which is a major use case for me, and the A53 just sort of sucks.

I miss high end android. :( but I won’t switch to iOS. I hate how locked down it is, and I’ve never liked the feel of the OS. I’m considering the pixel again, but no HDMI is really fucking with me. :(