Xfinity was also an attempt at competing against FiOS because consumers were getting to know that FiOS = speed in the Comcast hometown. If your neighbors have FiOS and you’re just a lame-o with Comcast cable, that is no bueno. Luckily I don’t have lame-o Comcast cable, I have Xfinity, the cool sounding thing that I once again don’t understand what it is so it can be whatever they tell me it is. Which is honestly a smart move for a brand, all things considered. Things wouldn’t stay cable forever.

I just got one of those pillow cubes and use it all of the time because I hate myself

Come on man he was just flexing for the moon boys. They have been showing off their worthless purchases heading straight to zero on Twitter for a few years now and he had to make sure they know who is boss by buying the whole platform and speed running it to zero

The relevance of this extends even beyond the specific circumstances. This is the metric that should be keeping corporate social media up at night. Viable open-source competition offering equivalent services appearing and gaining an established user base is the beginning of the end of a constant-growth business model.