I call that: “I’m not coming in today.” That’s all you need to do.

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

Nothing yet, unfortunately. I’ve been in trouble so many times. I never learn.

I’m almost afraid to type this, but I think it’s gonna take a serious incident to change me.

I’m not violent, I’m not a thief, I’m not a pervert. I refuse to hurt, or put anyone at risk of being hurt. I just make dumb decisions that affect me.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

Go away, Matt.

Still rockin’ my 6pro. I literally dropped it onto concrete today. It does have an otter box on it. But two years strong.

“Wait, what happened? We were making money. Oh, our country has been broke for a while now? Well, can we call the cruise ship guys?”

Employers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?

Not brioche either

Goddamn, I was blindsided by that last sentence. Sending good vibes now.

You’ll probably have your answer when I tell you that when you brought three dimensions into the map analogy, my brain kind of melted.

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

I keep running into obstacles preventing me from getting somewhere/finishing a job/getting laid.

I hardly ever have any reward or resolution in my dreams. Really frustrating

Reminds me of a quote from a Reddit comment years ago:

“Sometimes we lack the strength to communicate, and we whisper what we need to shout.”

Just about everything wrong in my life is my fault.

I have no sense of direction. None.

I work in construction. If I show up to a site that is completely built, I get lost. If the floor is symmetrical in layout, I am totally screwed. It took me two full days on site once to get adjusted.

When assigned to a new site, if there are more than a few turns in a commute, I’m using the GPS to get there for a couple of weeks.

Also, I had no idea half of the people on this planet couldn’t whistle.

Was my immediate thought when I first heard of this. It’s gonna be so damn expensive.

Old Man Thunder by Ween

I’m actually surprised no one has mentioned it yet.

And I also remember in that same video the esports player performing better at higher refresh rates.