I realised I had become an adult when some woman told her kid “that mister” would tell him off if he didn’t behave, and gestured in my direction. I looked behind me. There was nobody there.

I had become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. Fear me, little children, and despair.

Also seen one like this that’s avalanche defences.

Love the shot of him locking his car door through the open window before checking the handle.

Bonus points if it’s about 3 feet long like the one the stoner in Cabin in the Woods has.

We’re talking a small glass of wine with a meal. We’re not handing them a bottle of Jack and going “chug chug chug!”

The Nic Cage sequel we need.

The point is not the cost. It’s the cruelty.

I’m just glad I’m not the only one who wants to read from top to bottom like a fucking normal person.

I just want to roll the whole internet back by about 20 years.

Accents as well. You can have the rain in Spain falling mainly on the plain as much as you want, but it’s not going to help any foreign visitors to Newcastle or Liverpool.

Plus it’s unlikely to change anyone’s mind. At this point you’re either pro or anti Trump and you’ve had at least eight years to pick your side.

Now nothing is fun and nobody trusts to not to steal anything that isn’t nailed down.

Go for a walk. Maybe meet somebody to walk with.

But which will I get when I ask for four candles?

Bonus: Also helps avoid detection by sandworms.

Much higher floor limit, and no need to enter your PIN every X transactions.

Why would they do that when Google and Apple already do all the work for them?

I was getting more of a Jesse Ventura vibe.

They should have it so if one player has DLC, everyone gets to use it in multiplayer. It Takes Two works for players that haven’t even bought the game, and that’s published by EA ffs.

2K really are the greediest mfs out there.

It’s not Michael Bay. It’s Roland Emmerich. Bay did Pearl Harbour, which was fucking awful.