ArugulaZ

You should see all the human filth on YouTube defending him, and claiming the jury was paid off. Only in your tiny, diseased, kill-billy minds.

I gave up on Reddit a lot more easily than you did, that’s for sure. When King Julian told us that our concerns weren’t worth a damn, and when he said he wanted to emulate what Elon Musk has done to, er, with Twitter, I decided it was time to make tracks. You don’t HAVE to let heartless tech billionaires fuck you in the ass for the convenience. I don’t find this dick in the ass very convenient.

Kbin shows a picture of Data from Star Trek smoking a pipe.

Elementary, my dear Mr. Putin.

I think I blew up that KFC when I played Mercenaries on the Xbox…

Stupid people.

Here’s one for 'ya!

@OldGames4OldGamers

Retro game news, edited by yours truly. (I gotta update this thing; it’s been a couple of days.)

I love the guy on Jimmy Kimmel who plays him in comedy sketches. Is it live, or is it Memorex?

That rope would provide a more comfortable sleep than his pillows. (And a much LONGER one.)

Crack. It’s crack.

The Twitter brand is so totally not the problem here.

What kind of bug? A Spanish fly?

Our new privacy policy is as follows: you don’t have any.

His campaign was over before that piece of fish even hit the ground.

You know how the Sega Saturn had a four meg RAM cart? There’s your solution! Sell a four GIG RAM cart for the Xbox Series S! Maybe it’d have a connector on the other end for storage cartridges. You know, make your own little tower of power.

(Honestly, I get the impression that after all this complaining, a Switch version of Baldur’s Gate 3 will mysteriously materialize. So much for your talking point, Larian!)

“Susan’s great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever.”

Well, that certainly was a shit post.

You might be right. Original Xboxes still seem fairly cheap on ShopGoodwill, but I haven’t been pricing them elsewhere, given the fact that I already own one. (It’d be nice to get one of the earlier models that are easier to hard mod, though. I’ve got a 1.6 which is mod-resistant, but at least doesn’t have a leaky clock capacitor.)

Is this that silly Q thing I heard about earlier? (Fun fact: the Vita provides similar functionality with actual portability!)

Which Xbox, though? For a classic Xbox, that’s overpriced. For an Xbox 360, that’s about right. Get any higher than that and it gets a little sketchy. (Still a crappy thing to do to your kid regardless.)