Blowing smoke directly into your friend’s sensor to ge them in trouble.

Or ya know, vaping in the hall where you don’t have your own personal sensor and you’ll be back in class by the time any sensor goes off.

RIP other white rook

This, but for truckers and bikers. It never seems to occur to the truckers that bikers probably also own a car.

Future chips not affected by THIS cpu bug.

No, I think it’s a perfectly reasonable thing to do, my coworkers on the other hand…

You and I have very different opinions on what is a reasonable expectation for our respective teams.

I too choose this guy’s wife.

Amazon Prime on my XBox literally doesn’t work without my PiHole. I need to block the ads otherwise nothing plays. My PiHole was recently down for a few days and suddenly we couldn’t finish any of the shows we were on.

Never trust these companies, they want to destroy their own products in the name of profit. Undermine them everywhere you can.

But like…would you please consider SAYING you would like them if they drove their Cybertruck to visit the Titanic?

Chess.c*m🤮

Dang I really called it

As a rule of thumb, I’m never happy to find a McDonalds.

Anyone know what CMF is supposed to stand for?

Do not confuse any of the content you see on Snapchat as news. It is an advertisement. It is a free service and the content is highly competitive, so it must be enticing to pull you in and it has one objective: to generate revenue.

If you want news, you need to find a new platform with different incentives. Lemmy removes the profit incentive, a news website keeps the profit incentive but add transparency.

If you want to keep up with friends and they’re on Snapchat, then by all means use Snapchat, but the idea that you can use it as a platform to keep up with news is delusional.

Literally all of them. Any big company is doing evil things, and I doubt there is an exception to that rule. Shop local, grocery shop at a co-op, eat local, prioritize products you know are actually made in your home country. Most importantly; just buy less. Repair the things you own, take care of them, borrow from friends. Never buy something “surprisingly cheap”.

The problem is that 20% failure rate has no validation and you are 100% liable for the failures of an AI you’re using as a customer support agent, which can end up costing you a ton and killing your reputation. The unfixable problem is that an AI solution takes a ton of effort to validate, way more than just double checking a human answer.

Honestly, fair, even if his name wasn’t fortran.

I have a coworker who thinks I’m this guy cuz it’s apparently absurd for us to add the 5 most popular dependencies on the planet to our environment and I’m sentencing us to the doom of dependency hell.

Akshually akshually atmospheric escape is a very slow process and would take even a large atmosphere thousands or maybe even millions of years to disappear. You could add the atmosphere first and have plenty of time to figure out how to keep it second.

The atmosphere would still be a CO2 toxic hellscape, so we could only send billionaires there for a long time.

This but unironically, horses are constantly being bred to be bigger. The reason people rode chariots in Greece is because horses were too small to ride horseback.