Send them a bill for “website toner”
Send them a bill for “website toner”
You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.
I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven’t learned how to write properly.
straightens tie
We are not the same
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Crippling alcoholism
This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.
The toolman loved his nose-beers:
Udder titstorm
I need to rewatch that Dunkey video.
What if democracy lost 12 years ago and they just pretended the Dems still existed?
Its like in that movie with convicted drug trafficker, Tim Allen, where if you kill Santa Clause you become Santa Claus. If you kill the president, even on accident, you become the president.
How long until Coles Law?
(I am very hungry)
Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!
This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.
Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.
Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.
A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.
Awkward when you have a cavoodle
Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.
Charge them extra for working outside of business hours