We’re all hanging on a makeshift thread
We’re all hanging on a makeshift thread
We’ll be like 3 hrs into a road trip and my wife’ll be like “Do you think we turned the stove off?”
I clean my ears religiously, have been told by the doctor that my ears are impressively clean, and I get water in my ears.
You have discovered the subtle art of procrasticleaning
At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants
Yeah I try my best to either step in the triangles created by the imaginary diagonals or directly on the line between slabs with the arch of my foot
I’m not diagnosed as anything but…whenever I walk on side walks or any ‘slab of concrete’ tupe walkway, I imagine diagonal lines from corner to corner like An X for each slab. I can’t step on the X part. I can step on the outline of the slab. That’s fine. Just not the diagonals. There’s no consequence for getting it wrong But it’s a minor compulsion.
She looks smug as shit too