Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
You got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of “Barbie” on collector’s edition Blu-ray? I’m a big fan.
It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself
That’s true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, in every photo.
Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.
I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks…
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He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
How do you know the image isn’t flipped?
Are you saying she’s actually Australian?
There sure are a lot of Australian actresses hiding in plain sight nowadays…
Is ScarJo a lefty?
the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
I’m a lie?!
You wrote a statement, not a question.
I’m a lie‽
JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
Least down bad Lemmy user
Jesus sees everything 😏
honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.