I think we’ve all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.
Push? Naw. But I’ve had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.
Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel
I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.
This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.
Your hands were open it can’t have been too bad. Grip marks and pulled threads would have been worrying.
Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe
I remember when the rumbly tummy pain last hit, I was sure I was done and went to lay down in the empty tub until the pain subsided and then went back to the can for awhile. Call it half-time.
